Kevin: My heartfelt thanks for enlightening us in the investment community about this newest and hottest Y2K play. It's serious investors like you, willing to share their moonshots, who make SI a valuable resource for all of us. I don't know how to thank you.
I heard from another source (one who requested anonymity) that there are literally hundreds of contracts sitting on CEO TEDennis' desk. If this is true, then the valuation of FBN must be in the zillions of dollars per share. How can we individual investors get in on the rumor'd IPO before it hits the streets? I'm willing to pay a premium of up to 50%, because with comments like I've heard from FBN Investor Relations, this company is really going places (I heard Hawaii, Colorado, New York, Massachusetts, Australia, etc).
The claims about "reinstitutionalized co-generated code" seem almost too good to be true. The mere thought of being able to generate flawless code from a memo written on the back of a napkin send shivers up my spine. I can't imagine how the technology determines what is meaningful information, and what is just a stain from a martini spill. This is truly fantastic stuff.
Since hearing about this new powerhouse software and services company, I have started shorting each and every one of the Y2K stocks. FBN will put them all out of business. It's truly amazing.
Thanks again for the early notification. It should give us serious investors sufficient time to gather our funds in preparation for buying FBN bigtime.
Regards,
TED
PS: Kevin ... how was that? Enough smoke for you? You don't think anybody will notice that I'm actually CEO TEDennis, do you? Those hundreds of contracts sitting on my desk look really nice all stacked up like that. Maybe someday I'll even open them to see what blank contracts look like. We're gonna' make a mint! Shhhh ... |
