OT
Sitting up here(500 miles north of you) drinking wine and looking at this bright big moon.
Yikes!! You live where?
consider the following.....................
Tom had been in the liquor business for 25 years. Finally, sick
of the stress, he quit his job and bought 50 acres of land in
Alaska as far from humanity as possible. He saw the postman
once a week and got groceries once a month. Otherwise, it was
total peace and quiet. After about six months of almost total
isolation, someone knocked on his door. He opened it and a huge,
bearded man was standing there. "Name's Lars, your neighbour
from forty miles up the road. having a party Friday night...
thought you might like to come. About 5:00."
"Great", says Tom, "after six months out here I'm ready to meet
some local folks. Thank you."
As Lars left, he stopped. "Gotta warn you .. be some drinkin'."
"Not a problem" says Tom. "After 25 years in the business, I can
drink with the best of 'em."
Again, the big man started to leave and stopped. "More'n'likely
gonna be some fightin', too."
"Well, I get along with people, I'll be all right. I'll be there.
Thanks again."
"More'n'likely be some wild sex, too!"
"Now that's really not a problem," says Tom, warming to the idea.
"I've been all alone for six months!" I'll definitely be there.
By the way, what should I wear?"
"Don't much matter ... Just gonna be the two of us." |
