Ambrym,
You said in your post #1157: "The first book I ever read on investing, mentioned that the professions that loose the most money in the stock market are doctors, dentists, and engineers. My stockbroker says that I should add lawyers to that list. I am an ENGINEER, and with the DOCTOR in here QDEL has two strikes against it. I only hope there are no DENTISTS or LAWYERS in here as well."
Well Ambrym, did ya hear the one about the Lawyer, Doctor, Dentist and Engineer? Seems they all blasphemed Quidel and were sentenced to death.
The Lawyer was the first at the guillotine. The executioner asked if he wanted to go face up or down. The Lawyer said, "Face up, I want to die facing heaven." The executioner pulled the handle, but the blade didn't move. The executioner said, "It's a miracle you're free to go."
Next up, the Doctor, who given the same option, face up or down, said, "Face up, do you think I'm stupid." Again, another miracle and the Doctor was spared.
So it went with the dentist.
The Engineer, like the others, said, "Face up, do you think I'm crazy." And just before the executioner pulled the handle, the Engineer yelled, "Stop! I see the problem!"
TGIF.
Mike
P.S. Thanks for post #1153 - interesting information. |
