Not today, but on previous occasions we've discussed the immutability of the Laws of Plumbing, the complex perfection of Their trinitarian simplicity, the way only 'water' is noted to run 'downhill', the nebulous nature of the verb 'to float' which can refer to rising through any fluid or pool of liquidity, the clever invoking of Freya in conclusion, and decried yes, oh yes, the braying of those cretins like yourself who fail to Understand, to see the very Music of the Spheres, in Their figurative application to all Life as we know It -
1. shit floats
2. water runs downhill
3. payday is on friday
Today we talked about silver - no he doesn't plan to go to the Silverbrite because he's sixty-two and still has a hundred and twenty pounds of the 50/50 lead stuff, doesn't like the silver because you have to heat the pipe so much, causes warping problems, then it doesn't penetrate evenly and stick where it's supposed to, so when the 50/50 runs out he'll retire, and that's that |
