SI
SI
discoversearch

We've detected that you're using an ad content blocking browser plug-in or feature. Ads provide a critical source of revenue to the continued operation of Silicon Investor.  We ask that you disable ad blocking while on Silicon Investor in the best interests of our community.  If you are not using an ad blocker but are still receiving this message, make sure your browser's tracking protection is set to the 'standard' level.
Pastimes : Double Zero

 Public ReplyPrvt ReplyMark as Last ReadFilePrevious 10Next 10PreviousNext  
To: Janice Shell who wrote (102)10/11/1997 9:40:00 PM
From: TEDennis   of 4295
 
Janice: >>Surely you can write an algorithm for that<<

Please refrain from making statements like that. You know perfectly well that our corporate charter prohibits any creative or productive activities. An algorithm could be considered both creative and productive. A definite no-no.

If, in the future, you have a suggestion like that, please address it to our Vice President of Research & Development. Our VP will be happy to handle the matter ... if we can ever find somebody who wants the position.

I can't figure out why we haven't been deluged with job applications. The opening has been there for several hours now, but still nobody has shown the complete and total lack of work ethic to apply for it. Huge salary, no responsibilities (no development department), and terrific corporate bennies.

Well, wait a minute ... let me check into this "Called while you were out" message. It's from Bill Gates. Maybe he's interested in the position?

Bill Gates ... Bill Gates ... why does that name sound familiar?

Regards,

TEDennis, CEO
Fly By Night Associates
Aggressively Impacting America's Productivity
Report TOU ViolationShare This Post
 Public ReplyPrvt ReplyMark as Last ReadFilePrevious 10Next 10PreviousNext