Canada puts U.S., Israel on torture watchlist -CTV
reuters.com
Ring, Ring (phone rings)
Harper, "Hello, PMO, Prime Minister Harper Speaking."
Cheney, "Hey, Steve, what's this about the USA being on some f*cking list of torturers! I want you to get us off of that f*cking list or I'll come up there and personally boot your f*cking a$$."
Harper, "Oh, so sorry sir. I didn't mean to offend you. I'll see to it that my Minister removes it post-haste".
Cheney, "Excellent. Bye the way, Go F*ck Yourself"
Harper, "Whatever you say sir"
Cheney, "Good. How's 'bout you and I go hunting together sometime"
Harper, "Sure"
Torture awareness manual "wrongly" lists Cdn allies, to be rewritten; Bernier
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