Bill: Thank you bunches for your nice comments regarding our website. I suppose other viewers will be as surprised as I was when they first examine the content of the site. Our progress continues to amaze me.
The entire Marketing department of 1 person has been working hard, sometimes into after working hours (I expect to see his request for overtime pay cross my desk next week), finding the right 3rd party marketing communications vendor to spiffy up our site. It appears he was successful.
I was pleased with the looks of the very modern logo that was voted on at last week's meeting in Paris. The silver gradient does so remind me of the Lone Ranger's silver bullets.
However, it seems that there was a miscommunication somewhere, and we'll have to take care of that soon. All FBN software, services, and false claims must have "FBN-" prepended to them. That will ensure that we can use common, everyday phrases without having to worry about infringing on other's patented names.
For instance, the web site references "Silver Bullet". Well, everybody in the industry has one of those. We have to fix that so it'll say "FBN-Silver Bullet". Nobody else can say they have one of those, now can they? I wonder if we should add a tag that says "Nothing is better!" to differentiate ourselves even more?
Regarding your second mortgage ... if you're interested in a high-paying, benefit loaded, totally nothing job with FBN, please send me your resume. Our corporation is proud of our current executive staff and we're always looking for people to augment it. Please include all extra-curricular activities that you have an interest in. That will permit our team of expert socialites to determine whether or not you'd fit in at our parties ... I mean business meetings.
I'd appreciate it a great deal if you would tell all your friends and relatives about our company. And, I'd love it if you would let every data processing firm you know that we're the best thing to happen since sliced digits. Please use your influence to get them to sign without a trial period, and to pay prior to installation of our products.
Wishing you success like nothing else ...
TEDennis, CEO
Fly By Night Associates
Aggressively Impacting America's Productivity |
