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>From the book THE 776 STUPIDEST THINGS EVER SAID, by Ross and Kathryn
Petras.
--"Things are more like they are now than they ever have been
before." President Gerald Ford.
--"While you are away, movie stars are taking your women, Robert
Redford is dating your girlfriend, Tom Selleck is kissing your lady,
Bart Simpson is making love to your wife." Bagdad Betty, Iraqi radio
announcer to Gulf War troops.
--"China is a big country inhabited by many Chinese." Charles De
Gaulle, French President.
--"This is a great day for France!" President Richard Nixon, while
attending De Gualle's funeral.
--"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important
part of your life." Brooke Shields, demonstrating why she would make
a good spokeswoman for an anti-smoking group.
--"Bite the wax tadpole." Coca-Cola name as originally translated
into Chinese. It was changed to mean "may the mouth rejoice"
--"Pepsi brings your ancestors back from the grave." ad slogan
"Pepsi comes alive" as initially translated into Chinese.
--"This kind of weapon can't help but have an effect on the
population as a whole." President Ronald Reagan on nuclear weapons.
--"Sure, I look like a white man. But my heart is as black as
anyone's here." George Wallace, during a presidential campaign
speech to a largely black audience.
--"I didn't inhale." President Bill Clinton answering rumors that he
had smoked marijuana.
--"This portion of `Women on the Run' is brought to you by Phillips'
Milk of Magnesia." Harry Von Zell, radio announcer in the 1950's.
--"Indignantly Condemn the Wang-Chan-Chiang-Yao Gang of Four." Hit
song of 1976, according to People's Daily, Beijing, China.
--"I desire the Poles carnally." Presidnet Jimmy Carter's
mis-translation in a 1977 speech in Poland.
--"There are two kinds of truth. There are the real truths and there
are the made up truths." Marion Barry, mayor of Washington D.C., on
his arrest for drug use.
--"I love California. I grew up in Phoenix." Dan Quayle
--"This country needs a spear chucker, and I think we've got him up
on this podium." Eugene Dorff, mayor of Kenosha, Wisconsin,
introducing presidential candidate Jesse Jackson. Dorff said later
that he intended to say "straight shooter" but slipped.
--"If English was good enough for Jesus Christ, it's good enough for
me." a congressman to Dr. Davis Edwards, head of the Joint National
Committee on Language, about the necessity for a commercial nation to
be multi-lingual.
--"We need laws that protect everyone - men and women, straights and
gays, regardless of sexual perversion...ah, persuasion." Bella
Abzug, New York politician addressing a rally for the Equal Rights
Amendment. |
