Peter,
A Republican cowboy from Texas attends a social function where Hillary
> Clinton is attending, and trying to gather more support for her
> nomination. Once she discovers the cowboy is a Republican, she starts to belittle
him by talking in a southern drawl and single syllable words.
>
> As she was doing that, she kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing
> around her head. The cowboy says, "Y'all havin' some problem with them
> circle flies?"
>
> She stopped talking and said, "Well yes, if that's what they're called.
> But I've never heard of circle flies." "Well ma'am," the cowboy replies, "circle flies hang around ranches.
> They're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling
> around the back end of a horse."
>
> "Oh," Hillary replies as she goes back to rambling. But, a moment
> later she stops and bluntly asks, "Are you calling me a horse's ass?"
>
> "No, ma'am," the cowboy replies, "I have too much respect for citizens
of New York to call their Senator a horse's ass."
>
> "That's a good thing," she responds and begins rambling on once more.
>
> After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas drawl says, "Hard to
> fool them flies though." |
