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Microcap & Penny Stocks : Naked Shorting-Hedge Fund & Market Maker manipulation?
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To: rrufff who wrote (3272)3/13/2008 1:26:51 PM
From: NightOwl  Read Replies (1) of 5034
 
Ok Mr. Rrufff! I have my answer! I have finally discovered the true justification for our collective criminal insanity!!

I'm sorry it took so long to identify but once you begin to understand the true nature of the problem... you'll no doubt agree that the delay was unavoidable and certainly no fault of mine. But I digress... Here's the real deal:

The "collective criminal insanity" bedeviling us is in fact completely justified when you recognize the significance of one simple fact:

We are no more than naked apes with big mutated brains and grasping thumbs!!!
nationalzoo.si.edu

You see!? How could we not exhibit the very heights of "criminal insanity?" We have practically no choice whatever! We were simply born to rob, steal, cheat and pillage every rich, poor and middling class member too!

Now... I know... some will quibble. They will claim that this is all just warmed over evolutionary drivel... Or they will start spouting some Milton Friedmanesque, Free To Choose libertarian-isms at me. But I have heard all these anti somatic arguments before... the "Hostess Twinkie" defense had more credibility.

Now I know the real poop... We are animals and under improper circumstances... we will short ourselves to death. We will also eat our own young... or at the very least sell them as sex slaves in New York. Furthermore I know I'm right because I heard "Henry M. Paulson Jr's" speech this morning.

I cannot yet decide whether it was written by a single great ape... or a full committee of monkeys... but its animal origins surely cannot be denied. And that's what really matters. <Hoo><ack><ack>

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