Tom C: Re: firewood ...
Say, did those 3 out-of-state guys who were selling firewood arrive in a white panel truck with Arizona plates? If so, it's a good possibility that I just hired them to do some door to door sales of pre-IPO stock. They weren't doing too well with the firewood sales (except for this one poor character who bought a bunch and didn't even ask for a delivery date). And, nobody seemed interested in the plain white boxed PC's they were selling out of the back of their panel truck.
So, they were excited when I filled them in on the FBN story ... funny thing ... they had already heard about it from the same guy who didn't ask for a firewood delivery date. At any rate, they envision themselves making a fortune selling gray-market shares of stock. Pssst ... hey, buddy ... wanna' buy some stock?
Well, since the 3 guys have already fleeced your neighborhood with the firewood scam, it's unlikely they'll be back through selling stock. So, if you're interested in getting some real cheap shares, speak with Norm in Investor Relations. Wait a minute ... I think Norm's on a sabbatical. Better talk with 'bob', then. He can fill you in on the dirty (really) details.
We'll be happy to have you join the family of FBN shareholders, where our motto is "we have absolutely nothing to worry about".
Regards,
TEDennis, CEO
Fly By Night Associates
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