Mitch: Re: resume ...
Heck, Mitch ... as long as we've known each other ... shoot ... no resume needed. I've read your posts for months and know your talents for taking the English language and twisting it so it appears to say one thing and actually means another. That's one of our trademarks here at FBN. You'll fit right in.
Please contact Kevin Watson, our VP of Human Resources. He'll be so glad to see you. Or, anybody for that matter. The more executive VP's we have on staff doing absolutely nothing, the more likely we'll be able to meet the corporate requirements set forth by our illustrious board members.
And, I think we can work out a signing bonus for you. I'll have to get this approved by 'the man', of course, but some pre-IPO stocks have been reserved for just such an occassion.
Ooops ... I keep forgetting ... I am the man now. Pretty cool, huh? Pick up your shares from Norm, our VP of Industrial Relations.
Now that you're an employee, we have to figure out what your role and position are. So, what have you always wanted to be?
Anxiously awaiting your reply,
TEDennis, CEO
Fly By Night Associates
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