I have to admit to envy: <...plan for afternoon....go work out, FLIRT with beautiful ladies, smile at account equity, go have Mojitos with freshly picked mint leaves, FLIRT with more ladies, smile at account equity...>
He gets to do that, and also <I'm married to a beautiful and smart woman. A kindred soul for sure and she even likes a good crack on the ass. >
He has a charmed and perfect life, unlike my prosaic and banal existence full of worry and hope. Today I didn't work out, walked a couple of kilometres to a favourite cafe for brunch with my wife. I haven't flirted with any beautiful ladies, nor cracked them firmly on the bottom. Now I'm frittering away more of my pathetic life writing this to an indifferent world.
I don't even know what a Mojito is, but we have got mint growing in our garden if that counts. My account equity has been steady [a few ups and downs aside] for 6 years after the Biotelecosmictechdot.com crunch, so it's not grinning with delight material.
Please be polite to Zim the Amazing because it's nice to have such human perfection showing me how good things can be. If I just try harder and get younger, I too might aspire to be like him.
I just had a look at our bookshelf to see what I could boast about having there, but there wasn't much. Unless an old dictionary counts, an atlas or two and a 30 year old paperback on nutrition. There are several novels there, but I have to admit they are my wife's and have nothing to do with me. Oh, I did buy a book "The QUALCOMM Equation" a few years ago. It must be in a cupboard somewhere.
I would have to ask Google about that bloke who apparently ended his life and was bankrupt 3 times who is well-known by both C2 and Zim the Amazing. That's just something else I'm completely ignorant about.
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