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To: Hoatzin who wrote (355)10/15/1997 2:19:00 PM
From: Mitch Blevins   of 4295
 
Now that I have a vested interest in this company (and easy access to a photocopy machine), I have become concerned about the use of the phrase 'Year 2000 compliance'. It seems to me that this is a vague term and will not scare companies enough because just about any idiot can come up with a definition for it. Somehow, we have to make sure that it is our idiots that define it.

Pursuant to these concerns, I have just spent my lunch with the ISO9000 standards committee. After several Martini's and a promise of stock options (we need to clear this through Skruem and Leevum), I was able to convince them to require the 'FBN Seal of Approval' before any company can claim ISO certification. This will virtually require all businesses to have our seal.

Items to be addressed:
If we have a 'FBN Seal of Approval', we should raise the price immediately.
If we don't have a 'FBN Seal of Approval', we need to come up with one. I know a local printing shop that can turn them out by the truckload.
We should leak this news. A Press Release would be too overt and would require our execs to actually do some work.

We're talkin' BIG numbers here....

~Mitch
Emperor of Financial Chicanery
Fly by Night Consulting
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