Kate, re: "I should hang a little sign that says "no food storage here, too lazy to keep up with one"."
Kate, Kate, Kate, I must work with you on this.
That "no food here" sign could just as well have said "no food here, really, I wouldn't lie about that would I?"
That sign would be a red flag to a gun toting, camo wearing, tooth pick chewing survivalist.
I can picture him now, squatting in the brush and thinking "how dumb do they think I am?"
I think a sign that said, "You're wasting your time, a guy with a gun, a toothpick and wearing camo already took all my shit and I'm not taking it anymore" would send him muttering on down the path.
...Also shooting at him might help... :) Ed |
