Oh, that would be mean. We could go over there with long and sad faces, walking forward with a plop, plop, and if he saw us doing that, he would laugh ....
then we could blame it on him, because we were trying to be quiet and contrite...
Naaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh....that wouldn't be good.....
Maybe they have motorcycle bags, like they have car bags -- We could get one for him.
....if he rides the dern thing again, and if it even 'thinks' of spilling over, a gigantic air bag could poof up from the bottom of the bike and carry him over the fields and away from the rocks and other nasty assorted materials.
Remember the movie "It's a Mad, Mad, Mad World"....something like that....
But laughing like that would hurt ALL the broken bones, and that would be not a good thing. |