Lie Detector
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> John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual
> gimmick. His wife Marsha has long ago given up trying to get him to
> change.
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> One day, John came home about noon and told Marsha that he had gone to
> a nearby city and purchased a Robot. It was no ordinary robot, but it
> was in fact a Lie Detector. He said it had to charge 4 or 5 hours, and
> then he would show her how it worked.
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> At 5:30 that afternoon, Tommy, their 12 year old son, came in from
> school, nearly 2 hours and 15 minutes late. Both parents were
> understandably angry.
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> 'Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?',
> they asked.
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> 'Oh a bunch of us went to the library to work on an extra credit
> project,' said Tommy.
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> The Robot walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him
> completely out of his chair.
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> 'Son, this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you went after
> school.'
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> 'Uh, we went to Bobby's house and watched a movie.'
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> 'What did you watch?', asked Marsha.
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> 'The Ten Commandments.'
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> The Robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him
> off his chair.
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> With lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said, 'I am sorry I
> lied. We really watched a tape called Sex Queen.'
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> 'I'm ashamed of you Son,' said John. 'You know, when I was your age, I
> never lied to my parents, never tried to see dirty pictures much less
> dirty movies, told dirty jokes, nor did I misbehave.'
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> The robot walked around to John and delivered a blow that not only
> knocked him out of his chair, but out the back door and half way across
> the patio.
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> When he came back inside, Marsha was bent double laughing, almost in
> tears. 'Boy, did you ever ask for that one! And you know, you can't
> be too mad at Tommy---after all, He is your son!'
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> The Robot immediately walked around to Marsha, and literally slapped
> the crap out of her.
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