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Pastimes : Jokes
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To: Ross who wrote (45)10/17/1997 4:43:00 PM
From: Fred Weiss   of 2733
 
Once upon a time there was a boy who was born with a golden screw in his navel. The doctors examined it at length and concluded that, while a curiosity, it was not causing any harm and no action was taken.

When the boy reached the seventh grade, he began taking gym class and had to undress in front of his "friends". In a very short time he was the talk and the laughing stock of the school.

The boy approached his father with the problem, very upset. He told the boy to pray to his fairy godmother to come with a golden screwdriver and remove the golden screw from his navel. So he fell asleep that night praying for all he was worth. In the morning he looked down and the golden screw was still there.

The next evening he cried to his mother that he was desperate for a solution. The teasing at school was worse than ever. His mother told him to pray to God Almighty to send a golden haired angel down from heaven on a golden cloud with a golden screwdriver to remove the golden screw from his navel.

Again he fell asleep praying - this time to God Almighty. And he had a wonderful dream that was just like his mother had described. A beautiful angel with golden hair floated down from heaven on a golden cloud. She was surrounded by bright golden light and in her hand she held a large golden screwdriver which she used to remove the golden screw from the boy's navel.

When the boy woke up in the morning he looked down and saw immediately that the golden screw was gone. He was very happy and sprang out of bed and his ass fell off.
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