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Politics : Impeach George W. Bush

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From: sea_biscuit8/26/2008 12:59:47 AM
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Prisoner of W (aka POWhore)

From PrisonerofW.com

1. Things that John McCain and/or his official representatives have informed us that being a P.O.W. means:

* Being held as a Prisoner of War automatically qualifies you to be President of the United States.
* Being held as a Prisoner of War makes it OK to cheat on your wife.
* Being held as a Prisoner of War makes you incapable of cheating on a forum where you're not supposed to know the questions beforehand.
* Being held as a Prisoner of War entitles you to rip on your opponent for being a celebrity while owning a different mansion for every day of the week yourself.
* Being held as a Prisoner of War makes it OK to accept bribes from shady bankers.
* Being held as a Prisoner of War explains your lousy taste in music, even if that music came out years after you were released.
* Being held as a Prisoner of War makes it perfectly reasonable for you to offer your wife up as a contestant in a topless biker beauty pageant.

2. Real-world examples of incidents which, based on the above, one can deduce being a P.O.W. will excuse:

* Being held as a Prisoner of War makes it OK to call your wife a cunt.
* Being held as a Prisoner of War makes cruel jokes you tell about innocent teenage girls being unattractive sound knee-slappingly hilarious.
* Being held as a Prisoner of War also makes sick jokes you tell about women being raped and beaten by gorillas a hoot.
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