A LITTLE GIRL WAS SMASHING A NEST OF RED ANTS WITH A ROCK BY A PASSING JESUIT THE JESUIT ASKS, LITTLE GIRL WHY ARE YOU DESTROYING THIS NEST OF RED ANTS ? LITTLE GIRL, I HATE RED ANTS THE JESUIT SAYS, LITTLE GIRL OUR CREATOR HAS A REASON FOR ALL HIS CREATIONS . AND, THEN ASKS, LITTLE GIRL CAN YOU NAME THREE THINGS THAT ARE NOT RELEVENT [USELESS] TO OUR CREATORS PLAN ? THE LITTLE GIRL PUT DOWN HER ROCK AND PONDERED THE QUESTION AND, THEN, PROCEEDS TO PICK UP HER ROCK TO SMASH MOOR RED ANTS AND THEIR HIVE LITTLE GIRL,ASKS THE JESUIT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? THE LITTLE GIRL RESPONDS, I DO KNOW THREE CREATIONS THAT ARE ABSOLUTELY USELESS A STARTLED JESUIT ASKS, WHAT ARE THEY? LITTLE GIRL RESPONDS, JESUIT BALLS, NUNS TITS, AND DAMN RED ANT HIVES THE LITTLE GIRL WAS OVERHEARD MUMBLING TO HERSELF, AS THE JESUIT DEPARTED....... |