MrB: Re: Two thumbs up ...
As usual, you and the entire MarCom department are to be congratulated on a job well done. Your full color poster of the upcoming film "Remediators of the Lost Annum" is destined to go down in history. As what, I don't know ... but its destiny is clear.
The next opportunity I have to give a live interview with Time magazine (well, OK ... tape recorded ... they always schedule those darned things during nap time), I'll recount a few of my favorite scenes.
Like the one where Jeff Mitchell and I were fighting over the only available keypunch machine. What a hoot! That was prior to my promotion to CEO, of course. And, also prior to 3270 CRT's.
And, the hilarious scene between Kevin and Joe C where Kevin was insisting that Joe C learn how to code in Algol so we could say we had an Algol programmer on staff.
Of course, I'll have to mention the scene where Janice and Czech are discussing the German language and some of its lesser known phrases. I hope the subtitles come out right on that one.
I'm afraid they had to cut the scene with Norm and 'bob' feverishly making copies of some pre-IPO shares so they could sell them at a discount during "Midnight Madness at the Mall". We decided that all that scurrying around looked too much like a productive activity, and that would obviously detract from the film's overall sense of nothingness.
I was curious about Alexa's appearance in the sheer negligee, though. I don't recall any event similar to that. Perhaps it was at one of the office parties ... uh ... meetings ... that I couldn't attend because I was out making blockbuster merger deals.
And, finally, Ted Pacitti's look of amazement when he plugged what he thought was the 56KB modem into the outlet and instead plugged in the blender that was full of various fruits ready to be puried for an exotic health drink (or so I was told). They had to clean up the camera after that one. Ha!
Please have a copy made for each of our executive staff so they can waste tons of hours at home showing it to their friends, neighbors, and potential FBN investors.
Regards,
TEDennis, CEO
Fly By Night Associates
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