Final Predictions:
By 2012:
1. John McCain will be as famous as... Wilford Brimley.
2. The Republican Party will be at war with the Libertarian Party over which one loves guns, hates government and needs a tan most.
3. President Obama will select Hillary Clinton as his Vice President for the triumphant run for a 2nd term.
4. Ramtron stock will be a "sure bet" to finally trade over $5... for almost a month.
By 2016*:
1. John McCain will no longer be as famous as Wilford Brimley... but he will still be more famous than Sarah Palin.
2. The recently disarmed Republican and Libertarian Parties will merge and, together with a group of expatriate Georgians, buy Greenland from the Inuit where they will set up a national gun club and devote themselves to solving the problems of inbreeding.
3. President Obama receives the Nobel Peace Prize for achieving peace in the entire mid-east, Tibet, Tblisi, Darfur, Taiwan, Sri Lanka, Myanmar, Afghanistan, the Kashmir region and pretty much every place else that the former Republicans wanted to fight... except of course for parts of West Virginia, Kentucky, Tennessee and several isolated valleys along the Missouri-Arkansas border.
4. Ramtron will buy all Ferroelectric IP and business from Symetrix Corporation for $20 million and 20 million in stock valued at $6/sh... after which it will enter into a 10 year licensing deal with the 5 remaining semiconductor manufacturers for an aggregate $1.7 billion/year plus 50,000 wafer starts/mo.**
Notes:
* I will be dead by 2014... so none of these mean squat to me.
** If even one of these predictions is incorrect... everybody will be dead by 2018 so cross your fingers.
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