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To: Nadine Carroll who wrote (265982)	9/5/2008 2:48:34 PM
From: Joe Btfsplk	1 Recommendation Read Replies (4) of 793914

You can expect a raft of Holy-Roller stories by next week. Palin Eats Kittens (SMOKING GUN!) September 5, 2008 \| Hugh Ken Knott B. Sirius In a shocking turn of events, an anonymous source has revealed that Vice Presidential hopeful, Sarah Palin hunts and eats kittens and then hangs their heads over her fireplace. The revelation is certain to sink the McCain campaign. "At first I thought the pick of Sarah Palin was a stroke of genius, but now we know the truth about what kind of person she is. There is no way any pet owner in American will vote for Palin now," said an anonymous, unbiased mainstream media writer. Bloggers have expressed their outrage at the information. "I'm a lifelong Republican and was so pumped about Palin. Now I'm going to hold my nose and vote for Obama!" wrote Mia Sham. Meanwhile, the Obama Campaign released the following statement: "Barack Obama has never and will never eat a kitten as long as he lives. This just proves he is much more qualified than that woman." When asked how she could possibly eat some of the cutest creatures on Earth, Palin replied, "They taste good with ketchup. And why should people care what I eat? Didn't Bob Barker say to help control the pet population? Meanwhile, PETA has scheduled several protests for next weekend across the country. Palin, though, is not fazed at all. "PETA can kiss my ass."

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