TED and Kevin,
You guys are a riot - I laughed so loud I was afraid someone would hear me thru the closed door of my office and come find out I was reading SI (only during my lunch hour, of course)! ..... Hear that, Kevin, an OFFICE, with three huge windows - no cube for me !!! ..... Oops, TED, I forgot to mention to you that I have a day job where I really work! ..... Don't worry, I fulfill my FBN responsibilities (do nothing) on my own time!
I wholeheartedly support our new product, PONZI-2000! ..... Bob and I both understand this concept very well. ..... I'll have Bob write a little something for the investor packets.
Keep up the good work,
Norm VP, Investor Relations
PS. I'm really jazzed about the coming IPO of the Century -- talk about filthy rich -- RRrrrOOoooAAaaaRRrrr !!! |