Terrific! I will send you that $600 in a fresh, new, money order. But I assure you that I will not send a forgery, but instead, a new money order from my workplace. I work for a real US gov't agency, and we need your help! But I will send you a larger amount, too, and ask that you return with cash of 90% of the difference, by secure and insured armored car, less expenses.
Please expect a money order for $1,000,000,000,600.
Thank you for your help, you are a true patriot!
Ben B.
Federal Reserve
p.s. please HURRY!
p.p.s. if you keep 20%, that's oK, just effing hurry!
p.p.p.s. make sure the armored car doesn't go straight down Wall Street -- there are armed thugs there who will rob you blind |
