AND THEY ARE STILL SHORTING THIS TURKEY
17,700 bought - 55,300 sold.
The short interest ought to be history.
It seems that Bubba's father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 21st birthday. On that day, they'd walk across the lake to the boat club for their first legal drink.
So when Bubba's 21st birthday came around, he and his pal Corky took a boat out to the middle of the lake. Bubba stepped out of the boat and nearly drowned! Corky just managed to pull him to safety.
Furious and confused, Bubba went to see his grandmother 'Grandma, it's my 21st birthday, so why can't I walk across the lake like my father, his father, and his father before him?'
Granny looked into Bubba's eyes and said, 'Because, ya dumb arse, yur faudder, grandfaudder and great grandfaudder wuz born in January, you wuz born in July. |
