yeah. fuck. i forgot i had my govvie manadated screen filters on for the sake of my eyesight.
pulled the mf's off, and found red.
wtf!
ordered a carton of cigs, another case of alpha scotch, and a huge batch of bacon fat into which dip some lard invested chips, and all manner of artery clogging, sofa sitting inducing, toys and foodstuffs, because............... i have listened far too long to the lie.
plumber will be here tomorrow for my direct, don't leave the tee vee, drain hole for intestine cleansing routines. don't want to miss a beat, don't want to move, don't want to stop rebelling in my fat filled, alpha scotch binging happy-ness.
i am a winner, and i mean it, no matter what. no one, i mean no one, will take away my rights.
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