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We the people of the United States, in order to form a more perfect union, establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare, and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.
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We the government of the United States, in order to form a more perfect society, establish social justice, insure balance of wealth, provide for the common defense of government, promote social welfare, and secure the privilege of power to ourselves, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.
Signed: Barrack Obama, Nancy Peloski, Harry Reid, Ted Kennedy
PS This is a joke but we sure are headed this way fast. Wait till the government bails out a few more business sectors and we wont have to have CEO's at all. All business decision will be done in congressional hearings. |
