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Politics : GOPwinger Lies/Distortions/Omissions/Perversions of Truth
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To: PartyTime who wrote (142715)10/23/2008 11:09:04 AM
From: TideGlider4 Recommendations   of 173976
 
Glad you said that because there was this note here about the exploits of Imannuel Kant!

Kant was excited about his new rifle. So, he went bear hunting. He spotted a small brown bear and shot it. There was then a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big black bear.

The black bear said: "You've got two choices.

I either maul you to death or we have rough sex."

Kanty decided to bend over. Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Kanty soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip where he found the black bear and shot it.

There was another tap on his shoulder.

This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly says: "That was a huge mistake, Kanty. You've got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have REALLY rough sex."

Again, Kanty thought it was better to comply. Although he survived, it would take several months before his rectum finally recovered. Outraged he headed back to the woods, managed to track down the grizzly and shot it.

He felt sweet revenge, but then there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there.

The polar bear says:

"Admit it, ... Kanty Pants, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?"
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