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To: Russian Bear who wrote (11858)	10/22/1997 1:23:00 AM
From: Karl Radke	Read Replies (1) of 18263

NEWSFLASH! KRAD Corp (NASDAQ: KRAD) has just announced effective immediately a "Touting" Solution for their year 2000 efforts. "By God, this thing is a HOUSE A'FIRE! said current CEO, COO, etc etc, Karl Radke, who is also now been named President of KRAD Corp's new Y2K Solution Services division. In responding to the new title as head of Y2K Solution Services, he said "I know that I am a man of many hats, but fortunately our mobile coat hanger factories allow me to hang all my hats seemlessly onto a wonderful product." KRAD Corp's Y2K division offers impeccable accuracy with hat-hanging (99.9% success), rapid testing of hangers and automated sorting of hats. "Our mobile factories are incredible! Christ, come try and buy for yourselves! 15% off all first-time customers!" KRAD Corp is a diversified whoozeedoo of a company which puts out many useless press releases in a veiled attempt to have insiders sell out at hyped up prices prior to declaring Chapter 11. All releases can be accessed at their brand spanking new web site - wereallysuckass.com.

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