A California democrat picks up a hooker. 'How much do you charge for an hour, sister?' he asks.
'$100,' she replies.
He says 'Do you do democratic style?'
'No' she says.
' I pay you $200 to do it democratic style'
'No', she says, not knowing what democratic style is.
'I pay you $300'
'No', she says.
'I pay you $400'
'No', she says.
So finally he says, 'OK, I pay you $1,000 to do it democratic style.'
She thinks, 'Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now. I've had every kind of request from weirdos from every part of the world.
How bad could democratic Style be?''.
So she agrees and has sex with him.They do it in every kind of way and in every possible position.
Finally, after several hours, they finish.Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, 'Hey, I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. But that was good. So what exactly is 'democratic style'?'
The guy replies 'You send bill to Government' |
