Re: "Actually, I'm grateful that dueling is a thing of the past, but sometimes I wish people in places of power would be a little more honest about their reactions to insults."
Subject: When Insults had Class
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The exchange between Winston Churchill & Lady Astor:
She said, 'If you were my husband I'd give you poison,'
and he replied, 'If you were my wife, I'd drink it.'
A member of Parliament to Disraeli:
'Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable
disease.' 'That depends, Sir,' said Disraeli, 'on whether I embrace your
policies or your mistress.'
'He had delusions of adequacy.' - Walter Kerr
'He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.' - Winston Churchill
'A modest little person, with much to be modest about.' - Winston Churchill
'I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great
pleasure.' Clarence Darrow
'He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the
dictionary.' - William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway).
'Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?'
- Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)
'Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time
reading it.' Moses Hadas
'He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I
know.' Abraham Lincoln
'I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved
of it.' - Mark Twain
'He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.' - Oscar Wilde
'I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a
friend.... if you have one.' - George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill
'Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is
one.' - Winston Churchill, in response.
'I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here.'
-Stephen Bishop
'He is a self-made man and worships his creator.' - John Bright
'I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.'
- Irvin S. Cobb
'He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others.'
- Samuel Johnson
'He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up.' - Paul Keating
'There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure.'
Jack E. Leonard
'He has the attention span of a lightning bolt.' - Robert Redford
'They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human
knowledge.' - Thomas Brackett Reed
'In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily.'
Charles, Count Talleyrand
'He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.' - Forrest Tucker
'Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?'
- Mark Twain
'His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.' - Mae West
'Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.'
- Oscar Wilde
'He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support
rather than illumination.' - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)
'He has Van Gogh's ear for music.' - Billy Wilder
'I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.' - Groucho Marx |
