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Technology Stocks : Semi Equipment Analysis
SOXX 314.52-0.6%Dec 11 4:00 PM EST

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To: The Ox who wrote (41765)11/20/2008 7:03:03 PM
From: Jacob Snyder3 Recommendations  Read Replies (1) of 95573
 
re: wait for MU to go to -$1.00/share... then I'll buy!

I have a better plan. For the last year, I've been sending checks to my just-re-elected Congressman's campaign fund. I've also sent construction crews to refurbish his vacation home (and forgot to bill him). Every Friday night, I send a couple of exotic dancers to a hotel room of his choice. So, we have a good working relationship. He's sensitive to my needs, as I am to his.

He's going to slip an earmark into the next big spending bill, early next year, called the Jacob Snyder Stimulus and Confidence Provision. It will guarantee positive returns on any investment I make, and further guarantee I will never have a margin call, no matter how much I borrow. He agrees with me, that I am "too big to fail".

I'll load up on MU, on max margin, the day after this bill becomes law. Don't care what the price is.

JS@youthinkimjoking.gov
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