The MSM was so busy mesmerized by Palin's new clothes and winking, that they failed to notice the Emperor (ready to rule on day one) was wearing no clothes and did not wink , rather his nose kept getting longer and longer.
He is quick on his feet though.
At his first appearance before his fawning subjects, he mentioned he had consulted the "living" Presidents, not that he's not too dumb to know that Nancy or was it Hill, well, hell, whatever, anyway, he was QUICK to point out that it wouldn't be prudent to be consulting dead people, that's why his advisers are still alive. This is cutting edge for Emperor speak, as the ooohs and aahhs emanated from the MSM.
At his recent soothing apparent apparition to the increasingly bumfuddled media, he remarked with that commanding voice : "As I stand before you today, well, really I'm sitting down aren't I, don't want to confuse you media too much. Let me check , yes, I am sitting, then COMMANDINGLY : "As I SIT BEFORE YOU AT THIS MOMENT ..... blah blah blah "
AT THAT INDICATION OF THE ONE'S ABILITY TO COMMAND THE MEDIA , SEAS, ETC. , THE SUPERIOR INTELLIGENCE RADIATING AS THE AIR CAME OUT OF THE BAG, well, CNBC decided it was best to cut to commercial, before too much more embarrassment occurred.
Well, uh, you know, uh, I've said it before, and I guess I'll say it again, uh, duh, duh, uh, when I hear him speak and stepping all over his toes, well, uh, uh, yes, uh, aahh, he is quick on his feet, duh, uh , uh , as I have said before 95% etc.The dude is smart isn't he! It barely took him a month to figure out that "W" was the smartest dude around when it came to foreign policy, so he should just keep on keeping on.
When they asked Sarah if she fathered her own grandfather, or was he adopted and wasn't she just trailer trash , why not admit it? , and for extra credit name one continent, plus define the "Bush Doctrine".
Well, she should have answered, the Bush Doctrine is what's going to be shoved up your behind , MSM, when BO gets in , cause he ain't wearing no clothes, and he gonna pick Bush's Sec. Defense and he gonna pick "She voted for the War" Hillary as his Sec. State. Yeah man, Bama is big time BushMan, rightON.
And as far as economic policy, well, uh, 95%, dawg, plus, we gonna have some meetings with failing CEO's in which they must supplicate and beg, at which point the "Emperor with no clothes" will ask the one question "How much should I write the check for?" This is the B-O (BushObama) Motivational economic Bullet (its the BOMB!, just what the economy needs: a Bomb and a bullet). Trust Me, It Don't COST NOTHING, cause we just put it on the TAB, we doing it FOR THE CHILDREN, so we just give the TAB to them, hahaha. |
