THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS SEACHRE STYLE
On the 1st day of Christmas my true love brought to me...
A pedo in a pear tree
On the 2nd day of Christmas my true love brought to me...
Two dancing perverts and a pedo in a pear tree
On the 3rd day of Christmas my true love brought to me...
Three pep boys, two dancing perverts and a pedo in a pear tree
On the 4th day of Christmas my true love brought to me...
Four blowup dollies, three pep boys, two dancing perverts and a pedo in a pear tree
On the 5th day of Christmas my true love brought to me...
Five anorexic twits, four blowup dollies, three pep boys, two dancing perverts and a pedo in a pear tree
On the 6th day of Christmas my true love brought to me...
Six piano teachers, five anorexic twits, four blowup dollies, three pep boys, two dancing perverts and a pedo in a pear tree
On the 7th day of Christmas my true love brought to me...
Seven girls for stalking, six piano teachers, five anorexic twits, four blowup dollies, three pep boys, two dancing perverts and a pedo in a pear tree
On the 8th day of Christmas my true love brought to me...
Eight billy goats, seven girls for stalking, six piano teachers, five anorexic twits, four blowup dollies, three pep boys, two perverts dancing and a pedo in a pear tree
On the 9th day of Christmas my true love brought to me...
Nine boxes of botox.....eight billy goats, seven girls for stalking, six piano teachers, five anorexic twits, four blowup dollies, three pep boys, two perverts dancing and a pedo in a pear tree.
Note: the last three days of Christmas were cancelled.
Jane
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