Oh goody goody gumdrops - I got on the special list - Dream - yes I will.
My sister sent this to me today:
A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
Sermon complete, he sat down.
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile , nearly laughing, 'For our closing song, could we all please stand, open your books and let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River'.
Move over folks, I'm on my way to the river. |
