I've been seriously considering this remarkable offer, but am afraid I'll have to pass, as this even better one arrived in my literary magazine's inbox overnight. (Remarkable how the veddy British Mr. Basil Alan can't quite write English. <g>)
From: Mr. Basil Alan.
Office 14/16 Cock spur Street London.
Occupations: A.G/Director of operation.
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RE: TRANSFER OF £82,000,000 (Eighty Two Million British Pounds).
Good Day,
Do not be perplexed with this note. It's all about soliciting your attention to transfer the sum £82,000,000 (Eighty Two Million British Pounds). From a Bank here in London, as the A.G. /Director of operation, an equivalent of American Certified Public Accountant {C.P.A} and a personal account officer to the Deceased, I believe that we can do this business without any hitches, if only you will be trusted and then follow the instructions for successful of this business.
During the course of our auditing I discovered a floating fund in an account opened in the bank in 1990 and since 1993 nobody has operated on this account again, after going through some old files in the records I discovered that the owner of the account died without a [heir] hence the money is floating and if I do not remit this money out urgently it will be for feinted for nothing.
The amount involved is £82,000,000 (Eighty Two Million British Pounds).
We will start the first transfer with (£42,000,000) upon successful transaction without any Disappoint from your side, we shall re-apply for the payment of the remaining amount to your account.
However, I am revealing this to you with believe in God that you will never let me down in this business, please reply urgently with the account information’s to be used for the deposit so that I will inform you the next step to take urgently. Send also your private telephone and fax for easy communications
You can provide either an existing bank account or set up a new Bank a/c immediately to receive this money. Even an empty a/c without any money in it can serve to receive this money, as long as you will remain honest to me till the end of this important business, trusting in you and believing in you that you will never let me down either now or in future.
We will obtain all the legal approvals for onward transfer of this money to your account with appropriate clearance from the relevant ministries and foreign exchange departments here in London.
At the conclusion of this business, you will be given 35% of the total amount, 60% will be for me, while 5% will be for expenses both parties made during the process of transferring
I look forward to your earliest reply.
Regards,
Mr. Basil Alan. |
