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Strategies & Market Trends : Technology Stocks & Market Talk With Don Wolanchuk
SOXL 53.91+8.6%Jan 9 4:00 PM EST
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To: catflu2™ who wrote (38423)2/15/2009 4:36:25 PM
From: Runomo™  Read Replies (1) of 207748
 
you want a bankruptcy joke?? here it is anyways you asked furrit :))

A man has been in business for many, many years and
the business is going down the drain. He is seriously
contemplating suicide and he doesn't know what to do.
He goes to the rabbi to seek his advice.

He tells the rabbi about all of his problems in the
business and asks the rabbi what he should do.

The rabbi says "Take a beach chair and a Bible and put
them in your car and drive down to the edge of the
ocean. Go to the water's edge. Take the beach chair
out of the car, sit on it and take the Bible out and
open it up. The wind will riffle the pages for a while
and eventually the Bible will stay open at a
particular page. Read the first words your eyes fall
on and they will tell you what to do."

The man does as he is told. He places a beach chair
and a Bible in his car and drives down to the beach.
He sits on the chair at the water's edge and opens the
bible. The wind riffles the pages of the Bible and
then stops at a particular page. He looks down at the
Bible and his eyes fall on words which tell him what
he has to do.

Three months later the man and his family come back to
see the rabbi.

The man is wearing a $1,000 Italian suit, the wife is
all decked out with a full-length mink coat and the
child is dressed in beautiful silk. The man hands the
rabbi a thick envelope full of money and tells him
that he wants to donate this money to the synagogue in
order to thank the rabbi for his wonderful advice.

The rabbi is delighted. He recognizes the man and asks
him what words in the Bible brought this good fortune
to him.

The man replies: "Chapter 11".
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