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Politics : Formerly About Advanced Micro Devices
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To: steve harris who wrote (458461)2/22/2009 2:31:21 AM
From: Taro  Read Replies (1) of 1576346
 
Relax, Steve...and enjoy:

Guts vs. Balls

There is a linguistic distinction (not just an anatomical distinction.)

We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, and to alleviate further confusion, the following definitions are listed below:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys,
being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:
'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying off to somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.
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