Nacy Pelosi cries and Joe Biden takes min-naps. This should be a classic.
Yes, the biggest spending pork bill has been passed, dubbed the re-investment act. "Over 2 years this plan will save or create 3.5 million jobs". I thought it was 4 million a couple of weeks ago?
We've already lost 500K jobs apparently.
- No, no one messes with slow joe, especially when he's had a few Scotch and soda's.
- Gietner looks like he's trying to figure out his Turbo Tax for this year. "Did I make another 40K dollar error, hmmm, I better check again later tonight"!
- Loans to everyone! WhoooHooo, the government is going to loan everyone money. Who needs the banks?
- Refinance through me, just call 1-888-obamaisisGod I will savey you all and kick those CEO's out of private planes.
- "Our job is to solve the problem I will do everthing, Everything to help each and every American". Forget responsibility, the President and Nancy Pelosi will save us all. Heck, I might as well get high, relax and let Barack put my kids through college. No worries mate.
- "Rules of the Road" that's a nautical term. Recommend sounding one short blast and turning to starboard. That would be toward the right Mr. President.
- It appears the only things we accomplished as a nation were government run. Wasn't the railroad system laid down by routhless capitalists? I have a lookup for later.
- "Three areas that are critical energy, education and health care".
- Energy - China is polluting the planet! They are the model now? Give me break.... |
