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Pastimes : Politically Incorrect: for those sick of PC

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To: epicure who wrote (963)10/25/1997 7:33:00 PM
From: greenspirit  Read Replies (1) of 1014
 
Alexa, here is a classic...

THE LORD'S PRAYER IN EBONICS

No doubt some Bible societies will feel compelled to publish a new translation of the Holy Scriptures in the newly discovered language of Ebonics.

Here's a head start for them.
EBONICS ********** ENGLISH
Big Daddy's Rap // The Lord's Prayer
Yo, Big Daddy upstairs,// Our Father, who art in heaven
You be chillin (Mac)// Hallowed be thy name
So be yo hood// Thy Kingdom come
You be sayin' it, I be doin' it // Thy will be done
In this here hood and yo's // On earth as it is in heaven
Gimme some eats // Give us this day our daily bread
And cut me some slack, Blood // And forgive us our trespasses
Sos I be doin' it to dem dat diss me // As we forgive those who trespass against us
don't be pushing me into no jive// And lead us not into temptation
And Keep Dem Crips Away // But deliver us from evil
Cause you always be da man, G// For thine is the kingdom,
Straight up // Amen

Compliments of: "LAUGH, DAMMIT!"
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