SPRINGTIME FOR HITLER from Mel Brook's the Producers
(Disclaimer- the following song is a parody and in no way is meant to depict any actual person, living or dead. If it reminds you or actual people or actual situations, then what a coincidence, eh?)
Winspear stock was having trouble, what a sad, sad story,
Hit some dykes instead of pipes, reaction was quite gory,
What could Randy do?
To help me and help you?
He called around, and then he found,
A way to screw us blue,
And now it's....
Springtime for Snowfie, and Randy boy,
Winter for dumb schmucks like me,
Drills will be quiet for four months time,
Options are going for eight thin dimes,
Canacrock shorting and going long,
Scalping Greenliners each way,
Springtime for Snowfie and Randy boy,
Come on, directors, go into your dance...
I like options, sex, and candy,
That is why they call me Randy,
Don't be stupid be a whore,
Short some Winspear stock at four
Springtime for Snowfie and Randy boy,
Bishop and Leishman say "buy,"
Options are now priced very low,
Time for some news to make things go
Springtime for Snowfie and Randy boy,
Shareholders angry with gripes,
Springtime for Snowfie and Randy boy,
Means that soon they'll announce some,
They've got to announce some,
You know they'll announce some big pipes |
