Hi Joe--given that everyone thinks that the sky is falling and the end of civilization is nigh--I feel a need to introduce some levity -- so here goes:
Good night and I'll chat with you and the others tomorrow
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A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. This being a big event, the girl tells her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and have sex for the first time.
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he
takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist
helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is
to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks
the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy; a 3-pack, a 10-pack, or a
family pack.
The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be very
busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents' house and meets
his girlfriend at the door. "Oh I'm so excited for you to meet my
parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner
table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to
say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still
deep in prayer, with his head down. Ten minutes pass and still no
movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend
leans over and whispers to her boyfriend, "I had no idea you were so
religious."
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father
was a pharmacist." |
