Welcome. ElM is quite mad, with a brain full of ethanol, going off like a bomb, half-cocked, not even encrypted. No wonder he excommunicated you on seeing a competing conspiracy which he didn't understand.
The conspiracy needn't be hidden like Semtex in a haystack or Sarin in a suitcase. The best place to hide is out in the open, with a heavily disguised message.
ElM is in love with the inflammable/flammable properties of ethanol. When the revolution starts, ElM's Molotov cocktails will be ethanol powered. He plans to overthrow the established order with his ethanol. Radioactive uranium or deuterium are better though - LOTS of bang for buck. A vehicle could be propelled 100 times around the world on one charge - even via low Earth orbit. Fusion is problematic but with my graviton spin reversal technology, is doable.
The authorities won't catch him coz he can pretend he's just carrying concentrated liquor enhancement like fuel additives to give gasoline more bang for its buck. Driving a Ryder truck and buying nitrate fertilizer and diesel would be suspicious. Dealing in tank truck loads of ethanol won't raise suspicion among the security people whose job is to protect the status quo.
Tim McVeigh got away with it but oxidizing supplies like nitrates are monitored closely these days. Ethanol is not and is even subsidized by naive governments and Obama and other presidents are in favour of it. Lula will supply all we want.
Tim's farewell:
"Invictus"
< Out of the night that covers me,
Black as the Pit from pole to pole,
I thank whatever gods may be
For my unconquerable soul.
In the fell clutch of circumstance
I have not winced nor cried aloud.
Under the bludgeonings of chance
My head is bloody, but unbowed.
Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the Horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years
Finds, and shall find, me unafraid.
It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll,
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul. >
Destroy this message after reading it to avoid suspicion. Hopefully the NSA/FBI/MI5/SIS [NZ's joke spy agency] don't pick up on it and arrest ElM for his ethanol combustion conspiracy.
Gung Ho,
Mqurice
PS I wonder how many fires have started because English is a second language, to even native speakers these days, and they thought that 'inflammable' means 'can't catch fire'. I know some people have died because they thought that methyl alcohol [methanol] is near enough to ethyl alcohol [ethanol]. We used to put Bitrex in our alternative-fuel methanol to stop bomb-makers and others drinking it. 20 ml to 30 ml kills adults. |
