Seems strange, this thread was my favorite for info and laughs, seems everyone moves on after awhile, eh?
Looking at the International market indices, we are in for a ride tommorrow...every single one is down.
This tough market reminds me...
Three mice were sitting in a bar talking about how tough they were.
The first mouse slams a shot and says, "I play with mouse traps for
fun. I'll run into one on purpose and as its closing on me, I grab
the bar and bench press it twenty or thirty times". And with that he
slams another shot.
The second mouse slams a shot and says, "That's nothing. I take those
poison tablets, cut them up and snort them just for the fun of it".
And with that he slams another shot.
The third mouse slams a shot, gets up and walks away.
The first two mice look at each other, and turn to the third mouse
and ask, "Where the hell are you going?"
The third mouse stops and replies, "I'm going home to f**k the cat."
Enjoy! |
