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Technology Stocks : 2000 Date-Change Problem: Scam, Hype, Hoax, Fraud
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To: Jeffrey S. Mitchell who wrote (326)10/28/1997 9:17:00 AM
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Jeff,

>> In the words of Agent 86, Maxwell Smart, "Missed it by that much" (gg). <<

Thanks buddy, I really needed that gut-busting laugh!!!

(Sure hope it's not my last one.)

As far as another joke goes, called up E*Trade, just to see how much my portfolio was up yesterday (yeah, right!). Their slogan, which they greet us all with is: "Someday, we'll all invest this way."

When I got a hold of a human (don't ask how long the wait was) I suggested they change it to: "Someday, we'll all lose money this way."

Bounced Czech
(Still cracking up!)
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