Not sure if Cosby said this, but I don't care either ;^)
Bill Cosby has a great way
of distilling things.. Looks like he's done it again!
I have decided to
become a write-in candidate. Here is my platform:
(1) 'Press 1 for English' is immediately banned.
English is the official language; speak it or wait at the border until you
can.
(2) We will immediately go into a two year
isolationist posture to straighten out the country's attitude. NO
imports, no exports. We will use the 'Wal-Mart's policy, 'If we ain't got
it, you don't need it.'
(3) When imports are allowed, there will be a 100%
import tax on it.
(4) All retired military personnel will be required to
man one of our many observation towers on the southern border (six month
tour).They will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTHBOUND aliens.
(5) Social security will immediately return to its
original state. If you didn't put nuttin in, you ain't gettin nuttin out.
The president nor any other politician will be able to touch it.
(6) Welfare - Checks will be handed out on Fridays at
the end of the 40 hour school week and the successful completion of
urinalysis and a passing grade.
(7) Professional Athletes--Steroids. The FIRST time
you check positive you're banned for life.
(8) Crime - We will adopt the Turkish method, the
first time you steal, you lose your right hand. There is no more life
sentences. If convicted of murder, you will be put to death by the same
method you chose for your victim; gun, knife, strangulation, etc.
(9) One export will be allowed, Wheat. The world needs
to eat. A bushel of wheat will be the exact price of a barrel of oil.
(10) All foreign aid using American taxpayer money will
immediately cease, and the saved money will pay off the national debt and
ultimately lower taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we'll ask
the American people if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each
citizen can make the decision whether it's a worthy cause.
(11) The Pledge of Allegiance will be said every day at
school and every day in Congress.
(12) The National Anthem will be played at all
appropriate ceremonies, sporting events, outings, etc.
Sorry if I stepped on
anyone's toes
GOD BLESS AMERICA
Bill Cosby |
