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From: xxxxxx
Sent: Tuesday, June 16, 2009 8:57 PM
To: xxxxxx
Subject: They Walk Among Us
.....................They Walk Among Us
> >
> >I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up
> >$46.64 charge. I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back
> $46.64. I gave it back to her and told her that she had made a
> mistake in MY favor and gave her the money back.
> >She became indignant and informed me she was a University of SC graduate
> >and knew what she was doing, and returned the money again.
> >I gave her the money back again...same scenario! I departed the store
> >with the $46.64. This actually happened to me in Austin at MoPac Blvd
> and Parmer Lane .
> >
> > ...............They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail.
> >
> >I walked into a Mickey D's with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a
> >sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little
> chalkboard that said "buy one-get one free." "They're already buy-one-get-one-free",
> she said, "so I guess they're both free"
> >She handed me my free sandwiches and I walked out the door.
> >
> > ..............They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail.
> >
> >One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of them
> >shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and said,
> >"Where?"
> >
> > ............They Walk Among Us!
> >
> >While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which
> >direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun
> waking him up every morning.
> >She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?" When my brother explained
> >that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook her head
> and said, "Oh I don't keep up with that stuff."
> >
> > ............They Walk Among Us!!
> >
> >I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call
> center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call
center was open.
> >I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week."
> >He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?"
> >Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."
> >
> >
> > ..................They Walk Among Us!
> >
> >My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a
> >seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.
> >
> > .............They Walk Among Us!
> >
> >My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were
> >discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases.
> >The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.
> >
> > ..............They Walk Among Us!
> >
> >I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to the
> >lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never
> showed up.
> >She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional
and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, has your plane arrived yet?"
> >
> > .............They Walk Among Us!
> >
> >While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza
> >to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut
> >into 4 pieces or 6.
> >He thought about it for some time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces;
I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces."
> >
> > .........Yep, They Walk Among Us!
> >
> > They Walk Among Us, they reproduce, and WORST OF All........they VOTE ! |
