Letter from Granddad: (Well Stated!)
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John is 63 years old and owns his own business. He is a life-long Republican and sees his dream of retiring next year is now all but gone. With the stock market crashing and all the new taxes coming his way, John knows he will be working for a good number more years. John has a granddaughter. Ashley is a recent college grad. She drives a late model car, wears all the latest fashions, and also likes going out and eating out a lot. Ashley campaigned hard for Obama, and after he won the election she made sure her grandfather (and all other Republican family members) received more than an earful on how the world is going to be a much better place now that Obama won the election. Ashley recently found herself short of cash and cannot pay her bills, again. As she has done many other times in the past, she e-mailed her Grandfather asking for some financial help.
Here is his reply:
"Sweetheart,I am replying to your request for more money.
Ashley, you know I love you dearly and am sympathetic to
your financial plight. Unfortunately, times have changed. With
the election of President Obama, your Grandmother and I
have had to set forth a bold new economic plan of our own...the
'Ashley Economic Plan'. Let me explain. Your grandmother and I
are highly productive, wage-earning tax payers. As you know,
we have lived a comfortable life and in return have forgone
many things like fancy vacations, luxury cars, etc. We have
worked hard and were looking forward to retiring soon. But
this plan has changed. Your president is significantly raising
our personal and business taxes. He says it is so he can give
our hard earned money to other people. Do you know what this
means, Ashley? It means less income for us. Less income means
we must cut back on many business and personal expenditures.
One example is, we were forced to let go of our receptionist
today. You know her. She always gave you candy when you visited my office. Did you know she worked for us for the past
18 years? I can't afford her anymore. That is a taste of the
business side. Some personal economic effects
of Obama's new taxation policies include none other than you.
You know very well that over the years your grandmother and I
have given you thousands of dollars in cash, tuition assistance, food, housing, clothing, gifts, etc., etc. By your
vote, you have chosen another family over ours for help.
Judging from your Email requesting more money, I recommend you
call 202-456-1111. That is the direct telephone number for the
White House. You yourself repeatedly told me I was foolish to
vote Republican. You said Mr. Obama is going to be the people's president and is going to help every American live a
better life. Based upon everything you have told me and things
we heard from him as he campaigned, I am sure Mr. Obama will
be happy to send a check or transfer money into your checking
account. Have him call me for the transaction and account
numbers, which by now I know by heart. Perhaps you now can understand what I have been saying for all my life: those who vote for the president should consider what the impact of an election will be on the nation as a whole, and not just be concerned with what they can get for themselves (welfare, tc.). What Obama voters don't seem to realize is all of the
"government's" money he is 'redistributing' to illegal aliens and non-taxpaying Americans (deemed "less fortunate") comes
from tax money collected from income tax-paying families. Remember how you told me, "Only the richest of the rich will be
affected"? Guess what, honey? Because of our business, your Grandmother and I are now considered to be the richest of the rich. On paper, it might look that way. But in the real world, we are far from it. But, as you said while campaigning for Obama, some people will have to carry more of the burden so all of America can prosper. You understand what that means, right? It means that raising taxes on productive people results in them having less money. Less money for everything, ncluding granddaughters.
Congratulations on your choice for "change". For future reference, I encourage you to attempt to add up the Total value of the gifts and money you've received from us over the years, and compare it to what you expect to get over the next four years from Mr. Obama.
Remember, we love you dearly... but from now on you'll need to call the number referenced above when you need help.
Good luck, sweetheart.
Love,
Grampa
PS: How was your recent trip to Jamaica? I have never been there but I hear it is lovely this time of year." |
