nooooooooo, I would love to sleep in the barn and smell the hay.....
And that was my gf who stepped off the side of the mountain. I will see if I can find the story. She is English/Russian and one of the holler boys took us out driving and spun donuts and we drank beer (he didn't as the driver) and then she went and stepped off the side of a mountain while trying to hide to pee... whoooooosh she went. it was quite remarkable. She just disappeared. David and I went running after her, and drug her back up the hill, though we both thought she'd just disappeared, and he was sober, bless his heart. He spun donuts for her, and jumped us over wood bridges across creeks, and leaped hills over railroads, and the whole shabang. oh, and when he drove us to the lake and she went in, in her clothes, then found out it drops off to nothing after a few feet, he fished her out while I was in the truck being grouchy. a good boy, indeed. but it all brought her back to life... so all was good. I find the story. she told it well. |